50 Unproven and Unrealistic Things Most Women Would Probably Be Great At
50 Unproven and Unrealistic Things Most Women Would Probably Be Great At
A dose of delusion never hurt nobody.
“When we’re stuck in our mundane we forget to indulge in our delusions.”
This was the theme of my last post, Dog Days of I Don’t Wanna, where I described going for a run, deciding to walk 4 minutes in, and then going for ice cream instead. It was a reminder that we can play hooky and when we do, we gain back autonomy.
The tech hunch, blue light retina burn, and busy boredom pile-on is exactly what clouds our view. Sometimes, we have to do something different to gain a new perspective and remember our freedom of choice.
And in that, I thought it best to compile a list of the unrealistic and unproven things that I think I’d be great at. Moreover, the things that I think most women think they’d nail. It’s a reminder that we can do whatever the hell we want (especially if we can get our hands on a double dose of male delusion).
50 Unproven and Unrealistic Things Most Women Would Be Great At
Writing, singing and/ or producing a one-hit wonder
Being President
Designing a clothing line
Befriending Kris Jenner
Making a wedding cake
Spending $10M on an Architectural Digest home build
Writing a book
Being a small-town mayor
Getting a hole in one
Developing candle scents
Naming paint colours
Naming nail polish colours
Naming other people’s children
Doing a triathlon (at least one of three parts)
Identifying someone’s biggest life problem after 1 cocktail together
Horseback riding
Being a cruise ship performer
Olympic breakdancer
Hiding a body (for real)
Stealing a car
Predicting who’s going to get divorced (at their wedding)
Mining for gold
Winning the lottery
Filleting a fish
Identifying the single ugliest object in someone else’s home
Casting director
Choosing playlists for movies
Being a food critic
Private investigator
Jackson Pollock-style painter (mostly pastels)
Inspirational speaker
Inventor (but something that girls would actually like)
Compiling a list of all of the foods that kind of taste like banana
Actor
Burying a time capsule that is found in 2083 that makes the finder wish they coulda been our friend <3
Creating a viral video, then deciding social media “isn’t for me”
Early retirement
Sommelier
Not pre-reading a restaurant menu
Marrying rich
Recommending specific plastic surgeries that could be “game-changing” on random strangers
Sailing
Knocking down a wall to give an “open” floor plan
Radio host
Wedding DJ
Flower arranging
Making pottery
Being on America’s Next Top Model
Making Simon Cowell like us
Saying “It’s not you, it’s me” convincingly