Those are three words I never expected to read in the same sentence and here you go and make it the title. And before lunch, no less.
The matching pants couple that pulled up next to you ... they were serial killers. No one goes to the dump with perfectly wrapped, small scale items and discards them with that level of efficiency that isn't a menace to society. I know what I'm talking about. I've binged plenty of true crime stories and Dexter. Who knew the dump could be so exciting.
You’re so right! How ill timed to drop this before the Aria buffet. Those two have to be undercover psychos, posing as wholesome citizens reporting for mundane duty. Thank you!
When I read about the couple unloading taped rolls of carpet, my mind immediately imagined a Soprano-style body wrapped in carpet. The matching outfits would've been perfect for psychopaths. haha Ohh as I'm typing this, I just saw Michael's comment below, and it looks like he had the same idea as me. 😂
Those are three words I never expected to read in the same sentence and here you go and make it the title. And before lunch, no less.
The matching pants couple that pulled up next to you ... they were serial killers. No one goes to the dump with perfectly wrapped, small scale items and discards them with that level of efficiency that isn't a menace to society. I know what I'm talking about. I've binged plenty of true crime stories and Dexter. Who knew the dump could be so exciting.
Loved this post.
You’re so right! How ill timed to drop this before the Aria buffet. Those two have to be undercover psychos, posing as wholesome citizens reporting for mundane duty. Thank you!
I had a similar thought! 🫣
When I read about the couple unloading taped rolls of carpet, my mind immediately imagined a Soprano-style body wrapped in carpet. The matching outfits would've been perfect for psychopaths. haha Ohh as I'm typing this, I just saw Michael's comment below, and it looks like he had the same idea as me. 😂
Haha, right? Glad the response is that these people are total creeps! Makes me feel like I’ve found my people. Thanks for reading!
Mmm! time for Chic Fil A… 😉🤪