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Back to Shameless by Grace McClure
Don't Be a Bish, Win a Fish
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Don't Be a Bish, Win a Fish

A story of grit.

"Five years ago, I chipped my tooth on a Twizzler.

It was Halloween, and like Valentine’s and Easter, I was on an all-you-can-eat bender.

Putting in late-night reps on a pack of licorice, I stretch each piece between my front teeth, gnawing off chunk after chunk. Everything is routine until I feel something inside my strawberry paste. It’s grainy. It’s rough. It doesn’t belong.

With wild, sugared eyes, I make the exec decision to swallow the pearly grit.

Out of an abundance of caution, I perform an oral safety check. Slowly, I run my tongue along my upper deck. That’s when I encounter a disturbance.

My front tooth feels like a crumpled piece of aluminum."

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